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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Borrowed by your neighbour. Where is my television remote control?
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Inside the television. Where is good life?
CommanderAspie613 Blue Jay
Joined: 19 Nov 2011Age: 28Gender: MalePosts: 87
In north korea under inspection. Where is my username?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Donated to people without user names. Where is my tax deduction?
Oaglor Velociraptor
Joined: 10 Feb 2011Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 402Location: Azeroth
Given to the poor. Where is my dream?
Flying away. Where is my skyline pigeon?
Being chased by falcons. Where is my portal to Azeroth?
It's all holed up. Where is my escape route?
kevinjh Veteran
Joined: 6 Nov 2011Gender: MalePosts: 8,456Location: .
Up. Where is my mind?
Wandering in unknown places. Where is my reality?
Held in my hands. Where is my hairbrush?
It has eloped with a hedgehog. Where is my walking stick?
It just walked away. Where is solace?
swbluto Veteran
Joined: 26 Feb 2011Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 2,899Location: In the Andes, counting the stars and wondering if one of them is home to another civilization
At the end of a well-aimed, smoking gun. Where's happiness?
Inside my left eye. Where is my reading monocle?!
Doing a monologue in monaural sound in a monocycle. Where is my card?