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TallyMan
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26 Nov 2011, 12:28 pm

Borrowed by your neighbour.

Where is my television remote control?


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26 Nov 2011, 2:56 pm

Inside the television.

Where is good life?


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CommanderAspie613
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26 Nov 2011, 5:03 pm

In north korea under inspection.

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26 Nov 2011, 8:33 pm

Donated to people without user names.

Where is my tax deduction?


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26 Nov 2011, 11:32 pm

Given to the poor.

Where is my dream?


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27 Nov 2011, 12:11 am

Flying away.

Where is my skyline pigeon?


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Oaglor
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27 Nov 2011, 12:13 am

Being chased by falcons.

Where is my portal to Azeroth?


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27 Nov 2011, 12:31 am

It's all holed up.

Where is my escape route?


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27 Nov 2011, 4:43 am

Up.

Where is my mind?



Yensid
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27 Nov 2011, 8:53 am

Wandering in unknown places.

Where is my reality?


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27 Nov 2011, 2:32 pm

Held in my hands.

Where is my hairbrush?



TallyMan
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27 Nov 2011, 2:34 pm

It has eloped with a hedgehog.

Where is my walking stick?


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27 Nov 2011, 2:39 pm

It just walked away.

Where is solace?


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27 Nov 2011, 2:42 pm

At the end of a well-aimed, smoking gun.

Where's happiness?



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27 Nov 2011, 3:02 pm

Inside my left eye.

Where is my reading monocle?!



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27 Nov 2011, 11:19 pm

Doing a monologue in monaural sound in a monocycle.

Where is my card?


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