Where is my..... [Game]

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Eaten by my dog.

Where is comfort?

After the, "is ," and before the,"?"

Where is everyone?

Nowhere.

Where is the meaning of life?

Embedded in the minds of every sentient earthling.

Where is my quote pyramid?

You choose: Egypt, Latin America, or North Korea?

Where is my suite in Burj Khalifa?

What suite? I see only smoldering rubble and a gherkin building.

Where is my Decision Die?

It's indecisive, and it's dead.

Where is pwnage?

Hear, O hear! Here in the town of Heere, we will hold a hearing for the hare Mr. Heare! It will be very plain and you will need a plain plane with a good plane to navigate to the courtroom in the plains. Then, you will need to run in a fast gait to get to the gate near the Getty Grate.

Right here.

Where are the other horrible pwns?

Chucked by Chuck Norris, like a woodchuck could chuck wood as much as he could chuck like a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Where is a tongue twister?

Hold still, I promise that this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.

What happened to B9's baboons?

I inserted microchip controllers into their brains, and commanded them to attack you on sight.

Where is my omniscience?

It is running away from you.

Where is the peasant?

It chickened.

Where is my chicken?

Evolving into a mouse

Where is my wakefulness?

On the pillow.

Where is that final stercus-flinging baboon?

It left the zoo, took a train to the airport & bought a ticket back to Africa.


Where is my dinner?