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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for trying to dance merengue when the band is playing salsa
Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
Banned for putting spicy salsa sauce over your meringues.
Banned for not making me a cup of tea.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for putting bromide in other people's tea.
Banned for giving me a cup of liquid nitrogen to drink.
Banned for making me DDT biscuits.
Banned for giving me a cheap blended whisky!
Banned for grabbing a fly that landed in your drink, wringing it's neck and shouting, 'Spit it out, spit it out!' Because you couldn't bear to lose a drop.
Banned for grabbing my fly!
Banned for having an illegal flea circus in your beard!
Banned for giving me the lousy idea and donating said livestock.
Banned for nit picking!
Banned for selling the nits on a flea market.
Banned for marketing his idea for kitten jam on 'Dragon's den'
Rears rodents to make hamsterjam