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And proud of it, too! Remember when she threw that liquor bottle in the fireplace and it exploded?

"You've been thinking? Now, look here, Horace, I've warned you about thinking! I've got the knob for this job, so let's get on with it."

Jasper in 101 Dalmatians.

Yeah, I do----she's pretty extreme!!

Hyacinth: It's my sister Violet! She's the one with the Mercedes, swimming pool, and room for a pony.

?Keeping Up Appearances?

Well, she planned to skin dozens of puppies just for a fur coat, so, yeah, that's one extreme woman.

Mr. Burns: "Smithers, are they booing me?"

Smithers: "No, they're saying 'boo-urns! boo-urns!'"

Mr. Burns and Smithers in The Simpsons.

Sir Humphrey: Minister, the traditional allocation of executive responsibilities has always been so determined as to liberate the Ministerial incumbent from the administrative minutiae by devolving the managerial functions to those whose experience and qualifications have better formed them for the performance of such humble offices, thereby releasing their political overlords for the more onerous duties and profound deliberations which are the inevitable concomitant of their exalted position.
James Hacker: Now, whatever made you think I wouldn't want to hear that.
Sir Humphrey: Well I though it might upset you.
James Hacker: How could it, I didn't understand a single word. Humphrey for God's sake, for once in your life put it into plain English.
Sir Humphrey: If you insist. You are not here to run this Department.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

"Contact. Come on, plane, contact! Oooo, you stupid plane! I'll learn ya! When I say 'contact', I mean CONTACT!"

Yosemite Sam in Looney Tunes.

Jerry: Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. Death is #2. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

?Jerry Seinfeld?

"Are you these morons getting dumber or just louder?"

Mayor Quimby in The Simpsons.

Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.

?The Big Bang Theory?

Employment Secretary: Prime Minister, why was my request for a further discussion and your reply not minuted?
Sir Humphrey: Ah, Prime Minister... It is characteristic of all committee discussions and decisions that every member has a vivid recollection of them and that every member's recollection of them differs violently from every other member's recollection. Consequently we accept the convention that the official decisions are those and only those which have officially recorded in the minutes by the officials, from which it emerges with an elegant inevitability that any decision which has been officially reached will have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials and any decision which is not recorded in the minutes has not been officially reached even if one or more members believe they can recollect it, so in this particular case if the decision had been officially reached it would have been officially recorded in the minutes by the officials. And it isn't so it wasn't.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

"Bow down before me, everyone, for I am your KING!"

Homer Simpson in the The Simpsons.

James Hacker: People can wait in the lobby. Or in the state rooms
Sir Humphrey: Some people. But some people must wait where other people cannot see the people who are waiting. And people who arrive before other people must wait where they cannot see the people who arrive after them being admitted before them. And people who come in from outside must wait where they cannot see the people from inside coming in to tell you what the people from outside have come to see you about. And people who arrive when you are with people they are not supposed to know you have seen must wait somewhere until the people who are not supposed to have seen you have seen you.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

"Moving the whole town five miles down the road! It's crazy!"

Marge Simpson in The Simpsons.

Velma Kelly (Katherine Zeta Jones): [Rising from the stage alone] 'C'mon Babe, why don't we paint the town... And all that Jazz. I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down... And all Jazz. Start the car I know a whoopie spot... where the gin is cold and the piano's hot. It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl... And all that Jazz.

?Chicago?

"He glowers. I like him not- with all his rubies."

The Princess in The Thief of Bagdad.

Sebastian: Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor.

?The Little Mermaid?

"I hope I didn't brain my damage."

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons.