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Anubis
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02 Oct 2007, 1:56 pm

Granted, but you have to inject yourself with insulin everyday anyway.

I wish that I wasssss in Canada.

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02 Oct 2007, 1:59 pm

granted, but you'll never be able to go back

I wish i had an automatic shotgun

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02 Oct 2007, 2:01 pm

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish that I could walk on water.

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02 Oct 2007, 2:03 pm

Granted, but you have to live in a commune with an insane cult following.

I wish I owned the Key Arena.

Anubis wrote:

Granted, but you get mugged by a panda.

SO worth it.

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03 Oct 2007, 4:30 am

Granted but it gets demolished.

I wish i had all the candies i could eat.

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03 Oct 2007, 7:49 am

Granted. After eating the first one, you choke and die.

I wish I was free

krankes_hirn
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03 Oct 2007, 12:49 pm

granted, now everybody else is dead

i wish i could fly

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03 Oct 2007, 3:20 pm

krankes_hirn wrote:

granted, now everybody else is dead

i wish i could fly

Granted but now it's duck season.

I wish people liked me.

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Worry you should, if that is what you want to do.
Otherwise, just enjoy life, unless you're not into that kinda thing or you have persecution mania.

@_@ I think I'm persecuting myself.

AFC who likes KFC

krankes_hirn
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04 Oct 2007, 2:39 pm

granted, now you are chocolate-coated

i wish i wasn't sick

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04 Oct 2007, 2:45 pm

krankes_hirn wrote:

granted, now you are chocolate-coated

i wish i wasn't sick

Granted but now you work in a hospital.

I wish Ben was a penguin.

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05 Oct 2007, 12:38 pm

Granted. Now he's "Opus" and you're "Bill"

I wish to revise a corrupted wish I granted some time ago.
The wish was for 1 million posts. I wrote fence posts.

Revise it to Granted! But they're all considered spam and removed.

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05 Oct 2007, 5:29 pm

Granted but the post were done in your name.

I wish I weren't so mean at times to the people I love.

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05 Oct 2007, 8:36 pm

Granted.

I wish I weren't so lazy sometimes.

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05 Oct 2007, 9:10 pm

Granted. You're never lazy. You're working ALL THE TIME and you can't even stop to eat or sleep or go to the bathroom or take care of your personal hygiene.

I wish I was a rockstar.

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05 Oct 2007, 11:20 pm

Granted. However, you are more infamous rather than famous. In fact, it becomes a cultural phenomenon to pelt effigies of you with rotten eggplants (this is a substitute for the pelting you in person, due to your rare public appearances).

I wish that diamonds would fall from the sky.

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06 Oct 2007, 7:16 am

Granted, but they are sharp and make you bleed.

I wish that I could find what I wanted to find.

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