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26 Dec 2007, 2:52 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
A suit of armor made out of gold plated lead!


armor is metal... i dont really like metal... lead aprons are a different story... ill pass the armor onto Ana54 since shes into warfare...

hows about MORE BIRD FOOD for u and ur birds


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26 Dec 2007, 2:57 pm

Sorry bout that.

Bird food could be useful, I'm running low on the small seed for Pete right now.


I give you an Electrolaser! Low power one that can be used to annoy people but not hurt them.



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26 Dec 2007, 3:00 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Sorry bout that.

Bird food could be useful, I'm running low on the small seed for Pete right now.


I give you an Electrolaser! Low power one that can be used to annoy people but not hurt them.


and i could use this thingy to destroy electronic devices that annoy me... im going to mount this lazah on my powerchair!

now that i have a lazah on my powerchair...

uhm... here have a lazah for your bird cage!


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26 Dec 2007, 3:05 pm

Thanks, but Picasso may go haywire using it... "look! there's Gary!" ZAPPPP!


A Cray supercomputer.



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26 Dec 2007, 3:07 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Thanks, but Picasso may go haywire using it... "look! there's Gary!" ZAPPPP!


A Cray supercomputer.


YAY!! ! IM GOING TO MOUNT IT ON MY POWERCHAIR!! ! SUPERCOMPUTER ON WHEELS!! !! !! !!

here have 32GB stick of ram prototype for your laptop!


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26 Dec 2007, 3:11 pm

Thanks, that is cool.



More accessible storage to go on your powerchair - it's getting crowded fast!



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26 Dec 2007, 3:12 pm

Here's a bird playground.



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26 Dec 2007, 3:15 pm

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Here's a bird playground.


here have an evil black bat!


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26 Dec 2007, 3:26 pm

EMP generator on this page http://amazing1.com/emp.htm



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26 Dec 2007, 4:16 pm

i give iamnotaparakeet alot of hay and alfalfa and alot of newspaper for the birds and one full truckload of birdseed!


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26 Dec 2007, 4:39 pm

A lock-pick set for those times when the door will close but not open.



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26 Dec 2007, 5:00 pm

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A lock-pick set for those times when the door will close but not open.


cool thanks!! ! i always wanted a real lockpick set!! my "redneck" set is a papermate pen clip as a tension wrench and a paperclip as a pick now i wont be emarrassed when talking about picking in the locksmith chat in irc!!

i give iamnotaparakeet a big encyclopedia on birds


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27 Dec 2007, 2:55 am

Door closers for each door in your house.


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27 Dec 2007, 2:58 am

a red button :heart:


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27 Dec 2007, 5:59 am

A large shelf for his massive fire agate collection.

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27 Dec 2007, 9:53 am

A Shiva Star sized plasma TV... :wtg: