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jennyishere
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16 Dec 2011, 2:45 am

Here it is:

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Where are my plans for dinner?



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16 Dec 2011, 4:39 am

How about a ready meal?

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Where is my scenic vista?


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16 Dec 2011, 7:04 am

Is this scenic enough?

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Where is my free download?



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16 Dec 2011, 11:51 pm

Congratulations, you can now download the 100 best yodels of the 20th century.

Where is my pepper mill?


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17 Dec 2011, 3:46 am

It ground to a halt. :wink:

Where is my magic mirror?



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17 Dec 2011, 6:52 am

It broke, and because it's magic, you have 14 years of bad luck, instead of 7.

Where is my magic spell.


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17 Dec 2011, 8:10 am

It's gone on holiday

Where's my fridge magnet?



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17 Dec 2011, 7:28 pm

Attached to your car.

Where are my car keys?


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18 Dec 2011, 1:31 am

Have you misplaced them AGAIN? Oh well, that sort of thing happens when you're getting old. :wink:

Where are my manners?



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18 Dec 2011, 4:51 am

That's what everybody else is wondering too. :twisted:

Where is my wrapping paper?


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18 Dec 2011, 7:04 am

Well, I've seen Christmas cards that play a tune, but I didn't know that paper could rap. :dj:

Where is my tinsel?



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18 Dec 2011, 7:41 am

They decorated you with it, when you weren't looking.

Where are my Christmas ornaments?


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19 Dec 2011, 3:10 am

Here they are, and so tasteful, too! :P

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Where are my Christmas lights?



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19 Dec 2011, 4:02 am

Right here

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyqV_jcGzas[/youtube]

Where is the nearest post office?


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19 Dec 2011, 6:30 am

Well, I live within easy walking distance of two, but I doubt you'd find them convenient.

Where is my pen?



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19 Dec 2011, 4:01 pm

behind your ear

Where's my whistle?