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jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,847Location: Australia
Here it is: Where are my plans for dinner?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
How about a ready meal? Where is my scenic vista?
Is this scenic enough? Where is my free download?
Congratulations, you can now download the 100 best yodels of the 20th century. Where is my pepper mill?
It ground to a halt. Where is my magic mirror?
It broke, and because it's magic, you have 14 years of bad luck, instead of 7. Where is my magic spell.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
It's gone on holiday Where's my fridge magnet?
Attached to your car. Where are my car keys?
Have you misplaced them AGAIN? Oh well, that sort of thing happens when you're getting old. Where are my manners?
That's what everybody else is wondering too. Where is my wrapping paper?
Well, I've seen Christmas cards that play a tune, but I didn't know that paper could rap. Where is my tinsel?
They decorated you with it, when you weren't looking. Where are my Christmas ornaments?
Here they are, and so tasteful, too! Where are my Christmas lights?
Right here [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyqV_jcGzas[/youtube] Where is the nearest post office?
Well, I live within easy walking distance of two, but I doubt you'd find them convenient. Where is my pen?
behind your ear Where's my whistle?