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Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
In your mouth. Where are my ribbons?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,844Location: Australia
In your hair, and they look really pretty, too. Where is my pillow?
Sorry, my cat needed something to sleep on. Where is my Christmas party?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
SURPRISE!! ! Where's my sense of humour?
Near your funny bone. Where is my art collection?
Do you mean those fingerpaintings you did when you were five? I'm not sure they actually count as "art". Where are my DIY skills?
You've got them, but the only thing that you can do with them is to build birdhouses. Where is my budget for this month?
You spent it all on pizza. Where is my cold drink?
I needed something to go with all of that pizza. Where is my 20/20 vision.
Same place as mine, I suspect- thank goodness for multifocal lenses! Where are my gardening gloves?
They've switched jobs and are now doing the washing up Where's my cup and saucer?
Up in the sky. It's a flying saucer with a cup on it. Where is my pocket watch?
Why, are you planning on hypnotising someone? Where is my Christmas pudding?
nick007 Veteran
Joined: 4 May 2010Gender: MalePosts: 28,552Location: was Louisiana but now Vermont in capitalistic military dictatorship called USA
I put it in my swimming pool because I wanted to have a pudding wrestling match. Where is my mind?
Wandering around the universe. Where is my Christmas dinner?
icyfire4w5 Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 621
You have already finished it. Where is my sanity?