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29 Apr 2010, 7:27 am

Banned by your neighbourhood for holding the national tractor pulling championship on your lawn.


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29 Apr 2010, 7:29 am

Banned for making your dog pull the tractor.



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29 Apr 2010, 7:39 am

Banned for pulling the dog AND the tractor!


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29 Apr 2010, 7:40 am

Banned for training your dog to drive the tractor.



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29 Apr 2010, 7:45 am

Banned for training your dog to become a fully qualified vehicle mechanic. And all for the price of a ham bone a day.


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29 Apr 2010, 7:48 am

Banned for stealing ham bones to bribe your mechanic with.



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29 Apr 2010, 7:54 am

Banned for bribing my mechanic to work for you on the promise of some pork crackling.


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29 Apr 2010, 7:56 am

Banned for using bacon fat in place of engine oil.



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29 Apr 2010, 7:59 am

Banned for frying my eggs in engine oil and serving me a bowl of mixed fruit salad topped with engine grease!


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29 Apr 2010, 8:02 am

Banned for pigging out on pork



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29 Apr 2010, 8:04 am

Banned for putting anti-freeze in my wine!


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29 Apr 2010, 8:22 am

Banned for whining about a little antifreeze.



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29 Apr 2010, 8:29 am

Banned for cleaning my dishes with WD40.


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29 Apr 2010, 9:46 am

Banned for lubricating squeaky hardware with extra-virgin olive oil.



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29 Apr 2010, 9:51 am

banned for using motor oil for your roasting goose.



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29 Apr 2010, 9:56 am

Banned for trying to re inflate your soufflé with a tyre pump.


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