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granted but the world explodes and you die









i wish that the person to post next won the lottery try to croupt this

Granted, I am a minor, and cannot claim the winnings. Also, taxes wipe out more than 50% of winnings, and go and fund the new maglev railway. Also, the payments come in 1000 dollar monthly checks from the state.

I wish that I could be 50% Fairy.

granted 50% fairy 50% evil thus an evil fairy

i wish there was more time in a day, cant seem t oget all my stuff done.

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Granted. Now nights are shorter and you get less sleep, making you more tired than ever.

I wish I was the richest person in the world.

Fine, but the whole world goes communist and the use of money is abolished. So the money is of no use to you.

I wish I could mind melt with people, and only those people who I choose to mind melt with, so that I could connect with great minds to allow me to think thoughts which I can jnot currently think.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but I took your wish too literally so now your mind melts any people you see.

I wish I was more popular.

Granted, you can now attract overly cute kittens from up to 100 miles away.

I wish I was better at the Gradius series.

Granted. The Gradius series is now so easy that no one cares to play it except for you and so you are the best in the world.

I wish that I had a plate of (entirely harmless) cooked sausages in front of me.

Granted but the cheese is poisonous

I wish WP had a WoW guild

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but the price of subscription doubles, and heck, why add a bill to a bill to a bill?! They decided to add some additional charges. Such as DRM and whatnot. And every other player is still acting/typing like a numskull.

Golly, I wish some older games came back with multiplayer, online. Like Hyperzone.

Granted, but this will completely ruin them. Rule of Adaption, you know?


I wish that working AI can be developed.

It comes to life, but it has nothing of note to say to you. What it does it to spout irksome nonsense at you.

I wish that I could play tango and jive music on the sax

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but people come to expect too much from your saxophone playing, and you can't do any better.

I wish that I could grow up to make a genetically engineered safe, fast-growing, climate-adaptable, non-allergenic crop to end world hunger.

Granted, but you will realize that the issue is not actually the amount of food but its distribution and land ownership.

I wish that the health of my grandma improves since today is her 86th birthday.

Granted, it improves greatly. Soo greatly, in fact, that she feels that she's much younger and begins taking big risks. These risks end with an accident in which her legs are broken. Too bad.

I wish that I wasn't so morbid.

Granted. You are now simply a packing foam peanut.

I wish I had a faster art making computer. With Linux, please.