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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for picking daffodils from public property.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for giving me low 'marks'.
Banned for handing out exploding cigars.
Banned for replacing the joke cigars with sticks of dynamite!
Banned for mixing sticks of dynamite into the stack of kindling
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for being a firestarter, a twisted fire starter.
Banned for smoking kippers in the cinema.
Banned for using a herring aid whilst fishing.
Banned for fishing for compliments.
Banned for kissing me and turning me into a frog.
Banned for dining on houseflies.
Banned for baking scones with fruit flies in them.
Banned for trying to steal the stone of scone. It belongs to the English now!
Banned for behaving as if the Kingdom were not United.
(It is? ) Banned for trying to unite the Earth with the Klingon empire.
Banned for racism against Klingons.