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thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 38Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
Crouton you are too small to be taken at all seriously.
iceman314 Blue Jay
Joined: 10 Oct 2007Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 87Location: West Yorkshire
I got whole bag of these in the fridge! *crunch*
crouton Veteran
Joined: 15 May 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 1,207
I may be small, but I have hidden strengths! *demonstrates this by fighting out of iceman314 with bare hands*
Oh it's too late for that, I already finished the salad.
I think Iceman just lost a whole lot of teeth.
Too right. *picks up molar from ground, uses it as crown*
Nah, I just froze crouton in her tracks.
I've sort of already escaped. It takes more than mere salad to stop me.
Okay, but where do you can you go without a salad to live in?
Well, a nice can of Heinz, obviously. I also rent a flat in Islington in the winter months.
Kind of rich aren't you.
TenPencePiece Veteran
Joined: 11 Dec 2009Age: 30Gender: MalePosts: 46,002Location: Greater Manchester, United Kingdom
*Explodes spectacuarly*
Ten I didn't need to bathe in the mustard.
Either you're a golden crouton or this flat is actually a cardboard box.
Must be a cardboard box dowsed in mustard.
A rather soggy box.