Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you can do it. But, there are very good reasons not to, which you shall know about.

I wish I was a catfish.

Fine, you are now a cat fish. But you soon get sick of being stuck on the inside of the glass of the fish tank.

I wish that I knew what to wish for

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. You know what to wish for, but when you go to make your wish it shall be corrupted in some manner.

I wish I had clean drinking glasses.

You have clean drinking glasses, the problem is that you turn into drinking water inside the glasses. Opps I need a drink right now, glug glug glug.

I wish that I never caught another common cold or flu again in my whole life

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Well, granted. You now catch all the unusual and scientific study strains of cold and flu.

I wish there were a Maglev line running along the I-35 area.

Granted. However, you haven't asked for any Maglev trains to go on it, so the line is useless.

I wish I was a bullfrog, swimming in a pond.

Granted. but the wish corrupts its self since i think frog eats tadpole and bird eats frog

I wish i understood the food chain better

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted:

Cattle eat grass.

Strapples eats cows in the form of beef.

... There is a lion behinds you!

I wish I wasn't addicted to WP.

Granted! it gets worse. you become addicted to World of Warcraft

I wish I wasn't addicted to damn World of Warcraft

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

OK you kick the World of Karcraft habit, the only problem is that a group of angry characters from WOW enter our world and start looking for the deserter.

I wish I understood all moral and spiritual matters and always knew exactly what I should do at all times and all places.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Ok, but you'd still have to deal with those who don't truly understand morality. You'd wind up so annoyed that everyone is so immoral and there would be nothing you could do to sort it all.

I wish I had a pet turkey.

Granted, you have a pet turkey. You feed it and look after it and grow very fond of it. However, it strangely disappears at Christmas

I wish my dog did not enjoy rolling in smelly poo.

OK the dog stops rolling in poo, but now it poos in your slippers and shoes each morning before you get up.

I wish that my dog would stay alive, clean, sweet smelling and pretty and never need another bath again. Or at least he would learn how to wash himself in the bath using the shower head.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, your dog never gets dirty again. Scientists are puzzled as to why no matter what happens, he remains clean. So they take him away to examine him.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted. I give you a dog. However, the dog belongs to someone else, and they're sure to come to angrily reclaim her.

I wish my shoes weren't broken.

OK your shoes are fixed now, but the process of fixing them has made them turn invisible. You keep stubbing your toes on them now becuase you can not see them.

I wish that I could get my dogs to clone themselves by mitosis each time I wanted an extra dog, so that I had extra dogs which I could give to friends and family.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.