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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for wanting the stone of scone back again.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for being heretic and instead of eating buttered scones for tea, putting marmalade on them!
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
banned for breaking a jewellers shop window with your stone like scones and stealing a tiara for yourself.
Banned for wanting to eat boiled eggs pointy side up instead of pointy side down... wars have started over that!
Banned for demanding extra taxes on tea and then migrating to France!
Banned for migrating South every Winter.
banned for having pillows filled with ostrich feathers.
Banned for forgetting to remove them from the ostriches first!
Banned for sleeping on alive ostriches.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for supplying the contraband pillow-ostrich trade.
Banned for denying the location of a missing rooster but having a rooster shaped pillow.
Banned for blowing the cover of my poor rooster, in hiding from the Mob and the Law and the Soup Pot
Banned for undressing the rooster before hiding him!
banned for dressing the rooster after finding him!
Banned for showing the rooster the packet of stuffing mixture...
Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
*ring ring* Banned for riding your bicycle on the wrong side of the road.