BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for not giving the poor rooster the proper slippers or iron deficiency supplement after he complained on having cold feet.

Banned for suggesting he sat on the top shelf of the oven for a while to warm up. Poor gullible creature.

Banned for luring the poor gullible creature into the pot filled with hot water and vegetables after he complained about feeling cold and lonely.

Banned for asking him to bend and touch his toes for a moment while holding some stuffing hidden behind your back.

banned for trying to fix him a date with goose, when he clearly prefers vultures.

Banned for chasing off the vulture.

Banned for stealing a vulture's lunch of fresh roadkill.

Banned for stealing vulture's lunch packet and blaming it on giraffe.

Banned for pushing a shopping trolley around the local zoo while brandishing a book called "exotic recipes".

Banned for infecting farmyard animals with foot in mouth disease.

Banned for talking politics to my donkey until its ears fell off.

Banned for making an ass of yourself!

Banned for being inconsolable after dropping a penny down a grate.

Banned for being found in a grate by a giant rat sensei.

Banned for spotting someone drop a penny on the pavement three miles away

Banned for waving a six euro note at me from france. I can see you, you know!