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Typical Fnord post, amusing, well-phrased, but illogical;

No one mentioned Hell but you, and you are the one who does not believe that it exists, or WILL exist, depending on one's beliefs...

I blame you.


Sylkat

I blame you for shaking the pollen from those flowers and triggering my hay fever.

Yes, YOU!! !

If you are living in Southern California, as I believe you said in a discussion on one of those stupid, hateful murders, then hay fever is nowhere near the problem that the wretched heat is!

The blame for the weather is all the hot air caused by all the political rhetoric around here.

Since you are the one person that the politicians are trying to influence with their blabbering, the heat wave is your fault!

Sylkat

Its your fault we don't have a longer winter, and too long a rotten stinking summer.

It's YOUR fault that the holodeck hasn't been invented yet!

its your fault Silverthorn took Alana's time capsule. (The girl from tomorrow) its a show from the 90's probably still on youtube.

GAAAAAH!!

Now it's YOUR FAULT that I'm TOTALLY MIFFED OFF for never having even known before about "The Girl From Tomorrow"!

Oh, the pain! The AGONY!

WAAAAAHHH!

Now I feel WORSE! And it's ALL YOUR FAULT!



Actually, it looks interesting ... I wonder if I can find it on teh Interwebz ...

Its your fault I squirted tomato sauce on my jumper when I went out today.

It's midsummer. I hope you feel guilty because I'm blaming you!

Its your fault they didn't have the cordless phones I wanted when I went to our local shopping centre and I have to go down town to get them there.

When I open my kitchen window, I can hear wolves howling. Any idea who I'm going to blame?

The Children of the Night, what music they make.

You do not appreciate their operatic performance?

I blame you for no taste in music.

Sylkat

If it was just wolves, it would be bearable. This time it's your fault!

You said it was wolves.

I blame you for lupine deception.


Sylkat