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LOL "brain my damage" LOL

Ariel: [singing] Up where they walk / Up where they run / Up where they stay all day in the sun / Wanderin' free / Wish I could be / Part of that world.

?The Little Mermaid?

"Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk."

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons.

Richard Bucket: Hyacinth, do you ever wonder why Sheridan shows very little interest in girls?

?Keeping Up Appearances?

"Ach. You call this a Soccer riot? Come on, boys! Let's take them to school!"

Groundskeeper Willie in The Simpsons.

Onslow: [to Daisy] What discourages me about looking for your father is we usually find him.

?Keeping Up Appearances?

"Welcome back."

Frank Underwood in House of Cards.

Bill: We think they're trying to set us up as patsies, Ma. You know how corrupt it is down here. They all know each other.

Stan: The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters.

[a deputy glares at him]

Stan: Some of them do.

?My Cousin Vinny?

Sir Humphrey: Notwithstanding the fact that your proposal could conceivably encompass certain concomitant benefits of a marginal and peripheral relevance, there is a countervailing consideration of infinitely superior magnitude involving your personal complicity and corroborative malfeasance, with a consequence that the taint and stigma of your former associations and diversions could irredeemably and irretrievably invalidate your position and culminate in public revelations and recriminations of a profoundly embarrassing and ultimately indefensible character.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

(Repeatedly) "Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore? Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?"

Bart and Lisa in The Simpsons.

Sheldon: I think that you [Leonard] have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

?The Big Bang Theory?

"Good afternoon. My name is Russell."

Russell in Up.

Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?

?The Big Bang Theory?

"You have failed me for the last time, Admiral."

Darth Vader in The Empire Strikes Back.

Frank: [singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray / That delicate satin-draped frame / As it clung to her thigh / How I started to cry / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same.

?The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

"All is well in the school. My authority as principal is total-"

Principal Skinner in The Simpsons.

Green acres is the place to be,
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide,
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

New York is where I'd rather stay,
I get allergic smelling hay.
I just adore a penthouse view,
Dah-lin? I love you but give me Park Avenue.

The chores,
The stores,
Fresh air,
Times Square.

You are my wife,
Good bye, city life,
Green Acres we are there.

"Green Acres" theme song.