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Strapples
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29 Apr 2008, 2:22 pm

i like my blue robe... it has the first 50 digits of pi printed on it


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29 Apr 2008, 2:34 pm

"since im in a bar i can get really drunk and i cannot "fall off my barstool" because im held into a powerchair with this harness"


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29 Apr 2008, 2:34 pm

I may look harmless, but I'm really a super villain intent on taking over the world and subjugating everyone with blood pressure cuffs (evil laugh)



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29 Apr 2008, 2:36 pm

i have a big head to prevent people from wrapping blood pressure cuffs around it


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29 Apr 2008, 2:37 pm

Why yes, I'm not old enough to drink. Thanks for your concern.



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29 Apr 2008, 2:40 pm

"hey honey, want to go to HOME DEPOT with me??? (he grins) we neeed to build a deck (sad face)


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29 Apr 2008, 2:41 pm

my arm hurts from typing


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29 Apr 2008, 3:48 pm

My computerised chair has Microsoft Vista. Unfortunately when it takes three days to go from zero to half a mile an hour and keeps asking "Are you sure?", "Yes, but are you really sure?"



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29 Apr 2008, 3:49 pm

i have no legs... it looks like they are in pretzel position but they arent


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29 Apr 2008, 3:51 pm

Never knew Charlie Brown was a buddhist monk.



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29 Apr 2008, 3:52 pm

I wonder if they realize that I'm not wearing pants in my av. >.>

xD


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29 Apr 2008, 3:52 pm

HEY!! LETS GO BUY A CAR!! !

ahh s**t we dont have money anymore


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29 Apr 2008, 6:23 pm

i was both with no legs, so wheels are my legs, and hey, no need to take off my shoes (yes im aware that some wheelchair users wear their socks in summer)


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29 Apr 2008, 7:23 pm

I am an android interested in dating an android


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29 Apr 2008, 7:26 pm

i iz deer i eetz leaf


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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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29 Apr 2008, 7:29 pm

I like to put deer heads on my wall cause I think that's where they all should be.


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