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jamieevren1210
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24 Jan 2012, 9:35 pm

In toys r us.
Wheres my pipe?...Watson! Did you take it!! !


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25 Jan 2012, 12:45 am

It's filled with soap, so you can blow bubbles.

Where is my shadow?


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25 Jan 2012, 12:55 am

Above your head.

Where is my middle finger? :D


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25 Jan 2012, 1:11 am

jamieevren1210 wrote:
Above your head.

Where is my middle finger? :D


Rofl. . . . In your EAR!

where is my sanity?



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25 Jan 2012, 5:00 am

Yes I did, I never should have though because now, I am addicted for the rest of my life to nicotine.

Where's my imaginary friend?



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25 Jan 2012, 6:49 am

MusicIsLife2Me wrote:
where is my sanity?


You gave it up, when you realized that sanity was overrated.

KickingBird wrote:
Where's my imaginary friend?


I'm afraid that your friend is real. You are a figment of his imagination.

Where is my evil twin?


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25 Jan 2012, 6:58 am

In your bathroom closet ready to pounce on you anytime and take over your life.

Where is my cup of tea mrs Hudson?


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25 Jan 2012, 7:15 am

Don't you remember? You drank it when you were writing up your last case.

Where is my escape clause?


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25 Jan 2012, 12:49 pm

Where is my escape clause? Written in the fine print sir..

Where is my peacefulness?



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25 Jan 2012, 8:34 pm

I just gave it to you.

Where is my box of pencils?


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25 Jan 2012, 8:37 pm

Stuck in your nostrils, half a dozen each.

Where's watson's mustache?


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25 Jan 2012, 11:07 pm

He shaved it off (I felt like having him shave it off).



In the words of Scotty Vanity, where's my flat iron????? :wink:



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26 Jan 2012, 12:32 am

Your neighbor is using it on his spaniel.

Where is my absolution?


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27 Jan 2012, 2:26 am

Why, are you feeling guilty about something? 8O

Where is my local newspaper?



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27 Jan 2012, 7:52 am

Bought by a major corporation. Don't worry, they will hire a reporter for local news someday.

Where is my authority?


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27 Jan 2012, 8:21 am

Perhaps you could carry a badge? :wink:

Where is my sage advice?