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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for torturing me on the rack and stretching my neck to giraffe length!
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for waving at me with giraffe tail.
Banned for carrying a lethal weapon.
Banned for dying without asking for permission. How outrageous.
Banned for killing me slowly.
Banned for complaining!
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 76,380Location: Portland, Oregon
Banned! For drugging Tally Man into complaining!
Banned for complaining over complaining!
Banned for giving me a crap job.
Banned for not being enthusiastic enough.
Banned for making me cry.
Banned for making my stomach hurt.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for wearing combat boots with a sundress.
(That puts an interesting image into my mind ) Banned for wearing a suit of armour on the beach.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for re-enacting the battle of iwo jima in a kiddies sandpit.
Banned for "improving" the kids roundabout by rigging it up to a 1000 horse-power motor. I think the parents are planning on suing you as soon as they manage to find their kids again!