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I had a headache while I was out this morning now I wonder who's fault that is.

It is your fault this moth has been trapped in here for days, batting against me and my computer screen.

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12 gauge shotgun. It's your fault you didn't come to think about it.

Your fault that Someone Around Here will probably start using that scary gun as an avatar.


Sylkat

The heat is wretched today, the ice has melted in my Pepsi-Cola, I am out of ice cream, and all of this is Krabo's fault.


Sylkat

Was the 134-degree record broken? If it was, oh well, the most obvious person to blame is you know who.

Records?

I listen to downloads!

And I want clouds, and fog, and mists, and coolness, and RAIN!

This town doing a rather accurate impersonation of a convection oven is your fault!


Sylkat

I blame myself for touching a tender subject.
*Walks on his 50-odd toes*

The heat record in Death Valley was 141 degrees, not 134.

Your fault that Finnish weather news does not acknowledge REAL heat!


Sylkat

Its your fault my mum had to stop the car yesterday so I could spew in the gutter.

It's your fault you didn't come to think that stopping the car and opening the door was unnecessary.

It's all YOUR ^ fault that it pissed with rain all day today even though it's the middle of Summer !

Your fault that you are greedy and kept all that lovely, cool rain for yourself, instead of sharing it with us!

Sylkat

No earthquakes.
No volcanoes.
No tsunamis.
No hurricanes.
No unbearable heat.
No sinkholes.

I don't know who to blame, but our corner of the world is not a bad place at all.

Your fault that you are annoyingly pleased with your self, your country, and, probably, your fjords.


Sylkat

Its your fault the Red team on Masterchef Australia have to do an elimination round tomorrow night.