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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from this tropic port,
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
With Gilligan,
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star,
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligans Isle.

So this is the talel of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on "Gilligan's Isle."

"Gilligan's Island" theme song.

Thank you for being a friend,
Traveled 'round the world and back again,
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant.

And if you threw a party,
Invited everyone you knew,
You would see the biggest gift would be from me,
And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.

"The Golden Girls" theme song.

Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman: I'll fix us up a meeting with the Keeper of Palaeontology, who's the head of Fletcher's old department.
Gerry Standing: Excuse my ignorance, but what does the Keeper of Palaeontology actually do?
Brian Lane: Oh, a very important job, Jerry. He's responsible for a world-class collection of fossils.
Det.Supt.Sandra Pullman: (mutters) Just like me.

New Tricks

"I see it all now. You're just a bunch of yes-men. I was making the wrong moves and you were too gutless to tell me."

Mr. Burns in The Simpson.

Sheldon: I believe I would like to alter the paradigm of our relationship.

Amy: I'm listening.

Sheldon: With the understanding that nothing changes what so ever - physical or otherwise, I would not object to us no longer characterizing you as not my girlfriend.

Amy: Interesting, now try it without the quadruple negative.

?The Big Bang Theory?

"He can't talk now."

Homer Simpson, after grabbing a phone from someone and hanging up in The Simpsons.

The Criminologist: It's just a jump to the left.

All: And then a step to the right!

The Criminologist: With your hands on your hips...

?The Rocky Horror Picture Show?

"Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me 'Chief Piggum'."

Chief Wiggum in The Simpsons.

Sir Humphrey: Yes, yes, yes, I do see that there is a real dilemma here. In that, while it has been government policy to regard policy as a responsibility of Ministers and administration as a responsibility of Officials, the questions of administrative policy can cause confusion between the policy of administration and the administration of policy, especially when responsibility for the administration of the policy of administration conflicts, or overlaps with, responsibility for the policy of the administration of policy.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister

"You'll get that punk someday, Moe."

Homer Simpson, not realizing the 'punk' prank calling Moe is his son, Bart, in The Simpsons.

Penny: Mrs Cooper? Hey, it's Penny. I think I broke your son. Hold on. (To Sheldon) Talk to your mother.
Sheldon: (Crying) Mummy, I love you. Don't let Spock take me to the future!

?The Big Bang Theory?

"SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THREE OF MY TARTS!!"

The Red Queen in Alice in Wonderland.

Lionel (Geoffrey Palmer): "She's eaten my custard tarts!! !"

"As Time Goes By"

"The entire world is falling to ruin, and poor Chester's off his tea."

The Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland.

"We have a kitchen?!"

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons.

Sir Humphrey: If there had been investigations which there haven't or not necessarily or I am not at liberty to say whether there have, there would have been a project team which had it existed on which I cannot comment which would now have disbanded if it had existed and the members returned to their original departments if indeed there had been any such members.

Yes, Minister/Yes, Prime Minister