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05 Mar 2007, 10:30 am

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Why is an automatic door closer surfing for interweb p0rn?

naughty naughty naughty you naughty doggy you!! !

jameson, trying to impress his girlfriend with that face


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05 Mar 2007, 10:31 am

Ctrl, Alt, Delete....damn! I think I turned myself.... [off]


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05 Mar 2007, 10:43 am

^^6 your avator looks like a poem or a headline


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05 Mar 2007, 12:44 pm

Order YOUR automated typing assistant today!


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05 Mar 2007, 12:48 pm

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lolll good one jameson, in fact i did write with that thing for last 7 weeks of high school all liked it accept english teacher (had some hatrid against assistive devices)

yes all 6 lbs of that thing i carried through school for the 7 weeks. after that what was weird, that school's computer systems were changed to symentec(norton) antivirus (corp. networked version)


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05 Mar 2007, 2:48 pm

He can also rewire the computer and take out all the crumbs underneath the keys!


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05 Mar 2007, 2:59 pm

"Asps... Very dangerous. You go first."


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05 Mar 2007, 5:02 pm

Just by looking into my eyes, you have given me control of your mind....muahahaha!


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05 Mar 2007, 5:05 pm

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Just by looking into my eyes, you have given me control of your mind....muahahaha!


So true... except for the maniacal laugh. I have the deep voice for a maniacal laugh but I can't pull it off. I can do an Eddie Murphy laugh, though.

And a caption for you - Yet another wonderful Bush-ism.


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05 Mar 2007, 5:08 pm

haha...so true [which sucks because I'm going into the Air Force next year while at College {r.o.t.c.}]...

A green cloud engulfs the boy with the beautiful eyes...


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05 Mar 2007, 5:17 pm

WHITE AND BLACK!!



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05 Mar 2007, 5:19 pm

White, black and r(ea)d all over - like a newspaper!


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05 Mar 2007, 5:21 pm

Spock: Doctor McCoy...

Bones: Damnit Spock, I'm a doctor not a... oh, go on.


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05 Mar 2007, 5:59 pm

What phantasmagoria is this?


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05 Mar 2007, 6:05 pm

I can see... BAHAMUT!



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05 Mar 2007, 6:22 pm

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I can see... BAHAMUT!


Does THIS look like Bahamut? It won't just kill you, but eat you and erase you from existence at the same time.

Image

Anyway, lemme see, caption, caption....

"I took a variety of low-impact character flaws to add points to my character point pool. Thus I maximise my powers and minimise my disadvantages."


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