Corrupt A Wish

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Granted but it's all religious save the children infomercials.

I wish more people were on right now

Oh...wow...that was about the best corruption of a wish that I can remember. There's making it worse, and then there's really making it worse!

Granted, but they aren't going to see threads you post in, so they won't reply....and I'm not really replying....damn it, never mind.

I wish I owned a private jet, and had all of the maintenance and upkeep expenses covered.

Granted, but it crashes, costing you more than an arm and a leg.

I wish that I had a pet rattlesnake that would never ever harm me or anyone I cared about.

Granted, but it comes with a pet rattlesnake that does nothing but harm you and everyone you care about.

I wish I had an arm and a leg back.

Granted, but you get bored with life and go back to your crypt.

I wish that I could never die.

Granted, but right after it, the solar system is absorbed by a black hole (and you feel lonely now hu)

I wish I had a girl that loves me with all my quirks and problems.

Granted, but your relationship with her is the only thing that goes right in your life.

I wish that I could control peoples' minds.

Granted but your mind can't handle this and you go insane.
I wish I were a state of the art ninja who can take on virtually anyone and win.

Granted, but nobody wants to fight you.

I wish I had the biggest library in the world.

Granted, but your books are all aged to 2000 years old and brittle.

I wish my newfound love wanted me to do nothing but love her back.

Last edited by TheMaTrIx on 07 Oct 2007, 2:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Granted, but you become her slave.

I wish I could breathe in anything.

Uh... you are aware that for some people, they might find that to be an improvement upon their wish?

Lol, I already told Anubis that in PM XD

Granted, you can breath in anything, but you would also taste everyting 1000 fold.


I wish the religious right was instantly judged by their god for all their crimes and hypocrisy.

I was aware of it. But would you really like to be a complete slave, even if she was a really hot girl?

Granted, but so is everyone else, including you.

I wish that I had 3000 completely, forever obedient slaves.

Granted but you become opposed for your acts and are taken down by resistent groups outside of your power.

I wish I had an army of undead soldiers at my disposal.

Granted. They rot and die within a month though.

I wish I was loved.