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06 May 2008, 1:09 pm

motorcycle gang member's kid not even potty trained and already, driving his first motorcycle, in no time this little tyke will share the open road with all the other members, but just for now that will just be the sidewalk on front of his house.


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06 May 2008, 1:10 pm

now updating norton anti virus... please plug in door closer..


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06 May 2008, 1:21 pm

Bartender, give me another wheelchair!! !


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06 May 2008, 1:24 pm

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double-entendre, so he gives her one. :lol:



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06 May 2008, 1:26 pm

morning_after wrote:
Bartender, give me another wheelchair!! !


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i ate leef... i wants more leefs


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06 May 2008, 1:29 pm

I've got a super new electric chair that never needs charging up. Trouble is I need a power lead three miles long.



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06 May 2008, 1:31 pm

this bike of mine is only cardboard... see..


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06 May 2008, 1:44 pm

why are you looking at me, never seen anyone in soo many straps using a powerchair?? they are the equivilant of your car's seatbelt but these are more comfy


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06 May 2008, 1:46 pm

The prototype computer using an ARM microprocessor



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06 May 2008, 2:07 pm

My head is disproportional to my body.



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06 May 2008, 2:14 pm

Sonic went to Hot Topic.



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06 May 2008, 2:19 pm

so any good country songs you want me to play for you tonight at this conccert?? any special requests??


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06 May 2008, 2:26 pm

the only forum participant who uses complete sentences



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07 May 2008, 2:11 am

I recorded rock music albums while stoned.

I got stoned with the Stones.


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07 May 2008, 9:19 am

hello leaf.... can i eets you?


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07 May 2008, 9:22 am

im in mah chair, wearin mah strapps