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08 Dec 2007, 7:39 pm

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What dragon? Squawk!

Or would you prefer Mr Teatime?

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08 Dec 2007, 8:04 pm

Soldiers, at the ready!!

*fifteen troops aim laser guided missile launchers at beastly dragon*

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08 Dec 2007, 8:09 pm

Anubis wrote:

Soldiers, at the ready!!

*fifteen troops aim laser guided missile launchers at beastly dragon*

*Holds up BFM (Big flaming mirror) and reflects the laser points back onto Anubis.*

Reflect on your misdeeds!

*Missiles explode on Anubis.*

A charitable act, but it is nearly Christmas after all.

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08 Dec 2007, 8:13 pm

Crap.

*activates personal shield, just survives with a bit of power left*

*soldiers deactivate laser guidance and attack dragon again*

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08 Dec 2007, 8:18 pm

Anubis wrote:

Crap.

*activates personal shield, just survives with a bit of power left*

*soldiers deactivate laser guidance and attack dragon again*

*ROAR.*

Go get 'em, Jormy.

*Soldiers fall left and right. While some shoot Jormy, no wounds are fatal. Meanwhile, Quatermass materialises next to Anubis with a knife at Anubis' throat.*

Hello. My name is Teh-ah-tim-eh. What's yours?

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08 Dec 2007, 8:26 pm

My name is Death.

*telekinetically throws Quatermass 5 metres backwards, and into the air, then drops him*

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08 Dec 2007, 8:29 pm

Anubis wrote:

My name is Death.

*telekinetically throws Quatermass 5 metres backwards, and into the air, then drops him*

*Back flips in mid-air and lands safely. If you don't know how or why, read Hogfather for details.*

Really? I have been thinking of ways to kill you, Mr Death. But you don't look like Death to me, sir. You look like someone who is rather impolite, sir.

*Rushes forward and stabs his knife into Anubis' eyelid, without touching the eyeball.*

Now behave, will you?

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08 Dec 2007, 8:36 pm

You cannot kill death.

*pulls knife out and trips Quatermass*

*200 troops, all lined up in phalanx formation, march into position, first and second lines aim rifles and grenade launchers at Quatermass*

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08 Dec 2007, 8:42 pm

Anubis wrote:

*gets thrown up by dragon*

wow... rubbing the dragons esophagus with my straps sure makes him nauseated...

*grabs his straps*

yeeeick... dragon slime!

*uses washing machine*

*uses dryer*

yay! now they have that nice fresh out the dryer warmth

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08 Dec 2007, 8:43 pm

Anubis wrote:

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh! That's just a mild challenge.

*Slices and dices the soldiers into bits.*

You know the Assassin's Guild frowns upon projectile weapons. Except crossbows, anyway.

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08 Dec 2007, 8:45 pm

*one hundred more troops arrive in widespread double line formation, aiming mostly rocket launchers and light machine guns at dragon*

Run while you still can, strapples, nothing on the wrong end of my troops' weapons will survive.

I don't care about any guild regulations.

You can't just slice my troops in half, not without high-tech weaponry.

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08 Dec 2007, 8:48 pm

Anubis wrote:

You're aiming them the wrong way.

Slice and Dice!

*The soldiers fall apart from sword slices that just appear out of thin air.*

Well? Run! RUN! RUN!! !! ! Or you will be well-done! !! !

(And I can. Three things allow me to do so: Skill, speed, and madness)

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08 Dec 2007, 8:56 pm

Argh!! !

*soldiers fire at dragon as they are picked off, cause mortal wounding with rockets and bullets*

*soldiers flee from battlefield*

And now, I pull out my last card for this battle, fifty heavy tanks, complete with heavy caliber cannons, heatseeker multipurpose rockets, and of course mounted medium laser cannons. Tanks are EMP and radiation proof.

All the crews have full protection against biohazards and alpha, beta, gamma radiation + X-rays and microwaves.

*tanks rumble to the plateau with the sound of thunder*

Surrender now, or you will be blown to pieces.

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08 Dec 2007, 8:56 pm

Anubis wrote:

Argh!! !

*soldiers fire at dragon as they are picked off, cause mortal wounding with rockets and bullets*

And now, I pull out my last card for this battle, fifty heavy tanks, complete with heavy caliber cannons, heatseeker multipurpose rockets, and of course mounted medium laser cannons. Tanks are EMP and radiation proof.

All the crews have full protection against biohazards and alpha, beta, gamma radiation + X-rays and microwaves.

*tanks rumble to the plateau with the sound of thunder*

Surrender now, or you will be blown to pieces.

Nah. Tell you what. I'm leaving. Bye!

*Disappears.*

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08 Dec 2007, 8:59 pm

Victory!! !! !! !

Goodbye, nemesis, too bad that you couldn't bite the bullets and shells.

*tank crews cheer in unison, massive firework display*

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08 Dec 2007, 9:01 pm

Anubis wrote:

Victory!! !! !! !

Goodbye, nemesis, too bad that you couldn't bite the bullets and shells.

*tank crews cheer in unison, massive firework display*

yay me and my straps are safe from the venge of quatermass!

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