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Granted, the computer does it for you. The final product has very poor quality. Worst of all, it can be only be read the person who created it.

I wish for cooler temperatures to come around.

Granted! but again you forget to ask for a specific temp and thus you throw your region into an ice age, enjoy -40 degree fahrenheit temps

I wish to have my own datacenter

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Fine you have your own data centre, but all it does is to make calculations as to the exact value of pi. Then it spits out an answer rounded up to only 6 sig fig.

I wish that Strapples would make wishes which relate to elements other than lead..... How about bismuth, osmium or iridium ?

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! my first wish below

I wish I could have a mercury filled water bed. why cause i like how mercury looks like liquid metal

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but the bed springs a leak and you die from mercury poisoning.

I wish I could draw (competently)

Granted. You may draw competently. However, your drawings are all of squirrels in compromising situations.

I wish that every sentence I uttered was a pun.

Granted! but thats gonna get you in trouble at your job interveiw mr. new CEO of Pepsi Co, oooooh so sad you lost the interview. go back to the bottling line.

I wish Neopreneplanet.net existed

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. But it's just a front for Russian hackers who steal your credit card info and load your computer with malware.

I wish I could speed read.

Granted! but the only reason is cause your in prison now and all you have around is a bunch of books from the prison library for taking speed (the drug) and then reading thinking you were speed reading. but you never truly "SPEED READ"

I wish school was not so absurdly expensive

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. However all they teach at school now are novel uses for chalk.

I wish that I had a Scanning Electron Microscope.

Granted, but you cause the molecular structure to change each time you use it. After 100 uses the object looks completely different.

I wish for the U.S.S Enterprise.

Granted, but it crash lands on your house with you in it.

I wish for a big house.

You can have a big house built for living in the tropics with no thermal insulation but it is at the south pole so you can not afford to heat it.

I wish that the toilet roll would never run out.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but only because the roll is shaped like an infinity sign, and is also a 20X20yd behemoth, 900 ply.

I wish that I could strike oil.

Granted. But a foriegn power invades your home country, and destroys your way of life.

I wish I had super powers.

Granted. You have the power to be super annoying.

I wish that I could be a gentleman scientist.