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Awilder
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24 Jan 2015, 9:03 pm

professor of linguistics to the living dead..

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25 Jan 2015, 2:35 pm

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dewaxer of Queen's moustache.

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25 Jan 2015, 3:36 pm

lotion applier to frenchwoman's legs.

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25 Jan 2015, 3:40 pm

Pickled pepper picker.

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25 Jan 2015, 7:48 pm

seesaw by the seashore

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25 Jan 2015, 11:20 pm

Flea choreographer.

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25 Jan 2015, 11:25 pm

flea market opera critic.

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26 Jan 2015, 12:44 am

Auctioneer for individual fleas at the flea market.

"Nextupwehaveamightyfinespecimenwithtwostrongwingsandweighsjustundertwotenthousandthsofagramthisfinefleahasnobadteachbecauseasyouknowfleasdon'thaveteeththisfleacomesfromafamilythatisknowntoinfestonlythefinestdogsandlivestockget'erwhileshe'shotwhatdoyousaywestartthebiddingattenthousanddollarsdoIheartenthousandtenthousandtenthousandnowellthenhowaboutfiftycentsdoIhearfiftycentsfiftycentsfiftycentsfiftycentsnowellhowaboutforfree...sold, to the gentleman who didn't even raise his hand!"

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26 Jan 2015, 10:14 am

Ghost-town planner

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26 Jan 2015, 10:34 am

Interior interiorist.

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26 Jan 2015, 10:43 am

Tacks collector and minster of pushing poor blokes off the end, for Sealand

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26 Jan 2015, 12:20 pm

Professional stinker and farter - works and farts on request. You better make an appointment if you want to be farted by His Farting Majesty. :jester:

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26 Jan 2015, 1:09 pm

Garden gnome impersonator for a nursery.

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26 Jan 2015, 1:50 pm

Professional sneezer, charges 30 dollars per sneeze. Hankies not included in price.

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26 Jan 2015, 1:53 pm

Part-time hanky panky person.

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26 Jan 2015, 1:57 pm

full time spanky giver. how much for 80?

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