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Booyakasha
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28 Jan 2015, 11:55 am

washes his teeth solely with mixture of liquid uranium and lead :P



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28 Jan 2015, 11:57 am

Strega Nona's cookware supplier



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28 Jan 2015, 11:59 am

strega nona's buyer of socks and boots. (who's strega nona???)



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29 Jan 2015, 8:23 am

Angela Merkel's stunt double



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29 Jan 2015, 8:27 am

Kolinda Grabar Kitarović stunt double :P



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29 Jan 2015, 8:34 am

Fan waver for Kim Jong-un.



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29 Jan 2015, 10:50 am

carrier of her majesty Paris Hilton :P



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29 Jan 2015, 11:59 am

chest hair plucker for PEREZ hilton.


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29 Jan 2015, 12:30 pm

My chest hair plucker. Be prepared for long work hours.



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29 Jan 2015, 12:34 pm

loooool

my dad's ear plucker.....now that will take a lifetime :P



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29 Jan 2015, 12:38 pm

Inventor of permanent unwanted-hair removal. (Will soon be the richest person in the world)



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29 Jan 2015, 12:43 pm

lol mine had always, these two SUPER long thick eyebrow hairs that stick out from the rest, its jarring :P

YOU pluck them now.


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29 Jan 2015, 12:53 pm

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better get some armor... :ninja:


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29 Jan 2015, 1:05 pm

Comber of Kim Jong Un's nasal hair :P



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29 Jan 2015, 1:21 pm

a german french braid maker from nose hairs. :P


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29 Jan 2015, 1:25 pm

looooool


brad maker from butt hair :P