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TallyMan
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15 Feb 2011, 5:20 pm

Has the job of driving/cycling the aforementioned rickshaw.


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15 Feb 2011, 5:42 pm

Sticks you to a wall with chewed up cereal.


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15 Feb 2011, 6:25 pm

Repeats everything you say in a childish voice.


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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16 Feb 2011, 1:10 am

Repeats everything Rabbitears says singing like that guy from AC/DC



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16 Feb 2011, 1:30 am

puts jello powder in your toilet bowl and waits for your morning "duties".



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16 Feb 2011, 7:45 am

Follows you on your errands and has you paged to customer service by "Batman" at every store.


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16 Feb 2011, 9:02 am

Sneaks up behind you, covers your eyes then snatches your chocolate bar off you before you can protest.


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16 Feb 2011, 12:02 pm

Balances a 3-piece suite on MONKEY's head, takes picture, runs away.


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16 Feb 2011, 3:56 pm

Calls Cornflake 'Dave' all day.


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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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16 Feb 2011, 3:57 pm

Hides all the toilet paper just before you go toilet.


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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
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Xuxa
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16 Feb 2011, 4:02 pm

Hides the actual toilet


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16 Feb 2011, 4:03 pm

Uses your garden instead


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rabbitears
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16 Feb 2011, 4:10 pm

Retrieves all of what MONKEY left in Xuxa's garden, and hides it in your oven.


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:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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16 Feb 2011, 4:22 pm

Grabs the oven and empties it into rabbitears' bed, then sneakily adds a bit more.


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16 Feb 2011, 4:31 pm

Offers Cornflake some 'brownies' for breakfast the next morning.


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:albino: THINGS I LIKE :albino:
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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16 Feb 2011, 4:48 pm

Swaps them with real brownies so your prank fails.


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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.