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18 Nov 2006, 12:22 am

No, DexKaden is trying to reconcile the overwhelming desire to do what I want to do with the overwhelming "need" to "grow up" and be a productive citizen, which starts by writing a research paper (due on Wednesday) that I don't really want to write.

However, OWA is bored, but only because he was unable to get tickets to see the new James Bond movie.

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18 Nov 2006, 12:23 am

OWA tried to destroy the earth.....he only made it stronger.

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18 Nov 2006, 12:26 am

Because it was rebuilt with Titanium supplied by Unknown, who is now ultra-rich and controls pretty much the entire civilized world.

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18 Nov 2006, 12:48 am

That means NO MORE CAPITALISM OR COMMUNISM,AARONISM DOMINATES!! !! !

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18 Nov 2006, 12:51 am

He cackled, then tripped down the stairs, accidently hitting the LAUNCH button for his world-wide nuclear bomb attack. The world disentegrated. The end of humanity was all the fault of Unknown.

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18 Nov 2006, 1:06 am

dexkaden wrote:

He cackled, then tripped down the stairs, accidently hitting the LAUNCH button for his world-wide nuclear bomb attack. The world disentegrated. The end of humanity was all the fault of Unknown.

I made 150 human clones with my DNA so i can restart the human race.

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18 Nov 2006, 1:19 am

Unknown suddenly claims to have accidentally switched what he believes is dexkaden's DNA in the cloning machine with his own. Chaos ensues after dexkaden tells Unknown that the DNA had to be from a healthy female (it had been that of dexkaden's research assistant Bonnie) in order for the human species to reproduce.

EDIT: sorry dexkaden, I didn't know you were female. Now this makes no sense at all, exactly like it is supposed to!

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18 Nov 2006, 1:27 am

xon's teeth are made of pure coat hangers

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18 Nov 2006, 1:31 am

Tinky wrote a book entitled: "The Scrotum in Art, History, and Literature."

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18 Nov 2006, 1:37 am

Enigmatic turned the oven to 450 degrees Fahrenheit and stepped inside. Three hours later, the dinner guests commented on how delicious the pork roast was.

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18 Nov 2006, 1:42 am

Xon was Ned Beatty's stunt double in "Deliverance." (Is this the "Bizarre" thread, or the "Insult" thread? I'm starting to lose track.)

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18 Nov 2006, 1:47 am

enigmatic's mind has officially left him for another person.

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18 Nov 2006, 1:51 am

Unfortunately, that other person was Tinky; so now we can expect more of me from her.

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18 Nov 2006, 2:33 am

EDIT: No, this is not the insult thread, Enigmatic.

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18 Nov 2006, 2:35 am

xon attended the circumcision scene in a seinfeld episode believing it to be a real circumcision.

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18 Nov 2006, 2:43 am

Tinky invented the Seinfeld show, but a guy named Seinfeld, no kidding, stole his idea.

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