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"Saturn's rings!"

Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons.

Marlin: [Inside the Orca Whale] I have to get out of here! I have to find MY SON! I have to tell him... how!... old!... sea turtles are! [Sobs]

?Finding Nemo?

"Some days at the DMV, we don't let the line move at all. We call those weekdays."

Patty in The Simpsons.

Sheldon: I'm H2O-intolerant. [sneezes]

"Finding Nemo"

(after discovering a map with an X on it)
Brian Lane: If you find a map with an X on it, you are intrinsically bound to follow it, go there, and start diggin'.

New Tricks

"Are there any women here today?"

John Cleese in Monty Python's Life of Brian.

Sheldon: Penny, while I subscribe to the "Many Worlds" theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing.

?The Big Bang Theory?

"Use a pen, Sideshow Bob."

Snake in The Simpsons.

Frank Costanza: A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US!! !!

?Jerry Seinfeld?

"Now go home to your wife and ask her how you look."

James Hunt in Rush.

Amos Hart: Cellophane. Mr. Cellophane shoulda been my name, Mr. Cellophane, 'cause you can look right through me, walk right by me and never know I'm there.

?Chicago?

Bruce: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

?Finding Nemo?

"Dory, are you oka-" (Smells blood) "Oooh. That's good."

Bruce in Finding Nemo.

Chum: Dolphins, yeah! They think they're so cute. "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you. Ain't I something?"

?Finding Nemo?

"Sweet Enola Gay, son!"

Colonel Leslie 'Hap' Hapablap in The Simpsons.

Hyacinth: It's Bouquet! B-U-C-K-E-T!

?Keeping Up Appearances?