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shadexiii
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07 Oct 2007, 4:57 pm

Anubis wrote:

I was aware of it. But would you really like to be a complete slave, even if she was a really hot girl?

Well, not if it were to just anyone, but there are certainly worse ways to live.

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07 Oct 2007, 5:23 pm

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Granted. They rot and die within a month though.

I wish I was loved.

You are now loved. Hoards of undying fans now hound your every move.

I wish that I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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07 Oct 2007, 5:55 pm

you have it but you get food poisoning.

I wish I had a pink parasol

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07 Oct 2007, 6:19 pm

Yes you now have a pink parasol. However, the wind kicks up and carries you off into the air. You fly like Marry Poppins, but without the singing voice, and control of where you land.

I wish that salt tasted saltier.

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07 Oct 2007, 6:34 pm

Granted, and it gives you renal failure 100 times faster.

I wish Coca Cola would go out of business.

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07 Oct 2007, 6:53 pm

Granted, but someone else buys the brand name, with the same drink, only less tasty.

I wish that I had my own personal space invader.

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07 Oct 2007, 7:11 pm

ShadesOfMe wrote:

Granted but it's all religious save the children infomercials.

Those were on also.
All the local channels (on Sunday mornings) are paid to air religious programs.

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I wish that I had my own personal space invader.

Granted. But it turns on you first.

I wish I hadn't injured my hip years ago. The pain is incredible.

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07 Oct 2007, 7:17 pm

Granted. Instead of injuring your hip, you injured your leg, back, arm, and neck. You are barely functional, except for every second Tuesday. Then, you are completely non-functional.

I wish that everything would do what I told it to.

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07 Oct 2007, 7:20 pm

granted. what now?

i wish to be free.

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07 Oct 2007, 7:29 pm

i_Am_andaJoy wrote:

granted. what now?

Because he's a jerk.

i_Am_andjoy wrote:

i wish to be free

Granted. So what street corner are you at? :lol:

Just teasing/kidding

I wish for surgery (for the before mentioned injury).

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07 Oct 2007, 7:37 pm

granted. but i just break your arms again.

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07 Oct 2007, 7:41 pm

i_Am_andaJoy wrote:

granted. but i just break your arms again.

Wow. Everyone's vicious today.

Sorry for making a couple wishes that would relieve physical pain. I'll never do that again.

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07 Oct 2007, 7:42 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

i_Am_andaJoy wrote:

granted. but i just break your arms again.

Wow. Everyone's vicious today.

Sorry for making a couple wishes that would relieve physical pain. I'll never do that again.

so... no make up sex with the hooker?

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07 Oct 2007, 7:43 pm

i wish i would stop hurting people's feelings, my own included

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07 Oct 2007, 7:45 pm

Granted, no corruption.

I wish that I could survive on 2 hour's sleep.

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07 Oct 2007, 7:55 pm

granted. but there is a very beautiful and facinating person that lives in your dreams.

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