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10 Oct 2009, 2:30 pm

Autism is caused by
someone stalking you
because they have nothing to do.


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10 Oct 2009, 3:08 pm

Autism is caused by excessive use of force



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18 Oct 2009, 6:11 am

Gene Auty



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19 Oct 2009, 1:22 pm

Autism is caused by a Communist plot to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.


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19 Oct 2009, 1:27 pm

Autisim is caused by Trading Card Games.



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19 Oct 2009, 7:33 pm

Autism is caused by being way too chipper.


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19 Oct 2009, 8:18 pm

Autism is caused by Adam and Eve.



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20 Oct 2009, 1:41 am

Autism is caused by Engelbert Humperdinck.



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20 Oct 2009, 12:56 pm

Autism is caused by reading the original
Alice in Wonderland too many times.


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22 Oct 2009, 4:19 pm

Autism is caused by trying to use langauge from Dr. Seuss books in a literal manner..



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29 Oct 2009, 3:30 pm

Autism is caused by reading to children as opposed to placing them in front of a TV.



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29 Oct 2009, 4:12 pm

Autism is caused by, the tooth fairy..



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29 Oct 2009, 5:58 pm

Aut-generate topic

Universal expansion that will never be infinite. :roll:


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29 Oct 2009, 6:19 pm

Autisim is caused by a small sheep that infects humans. It is only visible for 10 seconds every ten years.



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30 Oct 2009, 2:04 am

Autism is caused by the internet.



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30 Oct 2009, 1:44 pm

Autism is caused by too much spicy food...