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29 Jan 2015, 1:26 pm

knitter of socks from brad's own hairy feet. redundant? :ninja:


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29 Jan 2015, 1:29 pm

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knitter of scarf from your own beard :P



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29 Jan 2015, 5:48 pm

Inventor of a hair tonic that will make your scarf grow a beard.



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29 Jan 2015, 7:17 pm

rascally inventor of a "sleeping pill" that makes all your nightclothes attach themselves to you and grow their own cardiovascular systems.


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29 Jan 2015, 8:52 pm

Surgical mask model



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29 Jan 2015, 9:49 pm

librarian


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30 Jan 2015, 10:33 am

Mousetrap tester.


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30 Jan 2015, 4:59 pm

Rhinoceros Trap Tester.



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30 Jan 2015, 8:07 pm

paraceratherium trap tester.


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31 Jan 2015, 1:49 pm

Paracetamol Publicity Agent (dressed up as a bottle of pills).



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31 Jan 2015, 1:59 pm

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01 Feb 2015, 11:18 am

taylor of panties for unsatisfied beavers.



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02 Feb 2015, 12:15 pm

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Fabricator of bras for distempered mongooses. :mrgreen:



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02 Feb 2015, 12:20 pm

Excuse manufacturer for lazy watchdogs.


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02 Feb 2015, 12:41 pm

Burglar who bribes homeowners into giving him things he's too lazy to steal.



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02 Feb 2015, 1:45 pm

inventor of anti spray for odorous burps. :mrgreen: