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Granted! but only to the government

I wish there were more fat people in the world and all of them wanted to hug me

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OK, fine there are more fat people and they all want to hug you. The only problem is that they all try to do it at once. What happens next is not good as big G has increased, you now get stuck at the centre of a new miniplanet made of the people. So you get squashed and you die of lack of air !

I wish that I could alter the values of G, h c and other physical constants at will so I could make the world very funny and freaky. I think that the most fun one to alter would be plannks constant h. I would like to increase that for the next 24 hours so that Strapples gets to experience diffraction effects next time he zooms through a door way or best of all a row of trees (diffraction gratting)

When his de Broglie wavelength is about 50 cm things could be quite interesting, I would also want c to be equal to 300 mph for the next 24 hours so that I could see some funny things happening near high speed trains.

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Granted! but you also experience the same thing driving your car

I wish I could have 20 leather belts for me to pull tightly all across my body

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Granted - each belt is lined with razor sharp needles. You have just become victim of a deadly torture device.


I wish I was taller. Say about 6ft4in.

Granted! but the standard doorway is 6"0

you walk into your house and OWWW *WHACK*! !! !! off to the hospital you go with a severe head injury

oh no, the MRI does not look good, enjoy your 6 year coma while you teeter betweeen life and death many times.

I wish everyone in the world dressed in latex PVC and neoprene. and that I could snuggle people at random without being looked at as weird

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Granted - Everyone wears neoprene and latex pvc. However all these people do not come in contact with you. You are placed in a dungeon with 6 dead folks who you can hug at any time. No one will think you're crazy or weird, coz they will all be having fun hugging each other.


I wish I had my own car.

here ya go! shes a fixer upper but shes yours!

I wish that I was not in the dungeon but instead being hugged tightly by two 600 pound sumo wrestlers in hot sticky warm PVC

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Granted. You suffocate to death.

I wish I owned a car that actually works. As in has an engine.

granted but its a 1960s piece of sh*t and it barely runs

I wish I didnt suffocate but could somehow breathe through the PVC

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Granted you miraculously breathe through the pvc, but the sumos are anorexic and you don't receive the sensation you were hoping for.


I wish I owned a brand new car.

Nice car !

But back to Strapples, after too much contact with PVC the phthalates absorb through your skin. While the jury might be out on phthalates and human health, in your case the phthalates are biologically active. Sadly in your case the phthalates have an estrogenic effect so you start to get secondary female sex characteristics, so you end up with a 38C bust. Enjoy shopping for your first bra !

I wish that each time people went into lifts that he would become a particle in a box, also when cars go around roundabouts they would have quantum effects with wavefunctions similar to the pi system of a benzene ring.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_in_a_box

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_in_a_ring

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtmqcGsuf0U

granted enjoy your new Nova but its got a speed governer on it for 40 miles per hour and cannot do express ways the mileage sucks too

I wish to go to a PVC factory and swim in the thick hot sticky liquid PVC

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtmqcGsuf0U[/youtube]

granted enjoy your new Nova but its got a speed governer on it for 40 miles per hour and cannot do express ways the mileage sucks too

I wish to go to a PVC factory and swim in the thick hot sticky liquid PVC

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, but it's actually quicksand.

I wish to be unlazified.

Granted, but everyone weighs 60 pounds and PVC is toxic.

I wish for a band I really obsess over to tour somewhere in the pacific northwest.