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Granted, but they're covered in cyanide and battery acid.

I wish north korea would fall off the face of the earth.

Granted! But the economy becomes worse!

I wish that the economy would be fixed

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Granted. It works for the sole advantage of an extremely small segment of the population. Perhaps you may not be able to differentiate this from the present.







I wish that I did not have to sleep.

Granted, by our new alien overlords who want their slaes to work 24/7.


I wish that the new craptop was running Linux.

Granted! But since its a literal piece of sh*t its squishy and does not run anymore and smells bad.

I wish for all of the world to go to sleep for the next 8 hours so when I wake up i am not flooded with 30 emails

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Everybody in the world goes onto the same time zone, so no human sends you spam email at night. But while the humans are absent the SpamBots send you 300 junk emails offering time share appartments inside HMP Wormwood Scrubs.

I wish that I had a new pair of shoes right now free of charge.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, they are imitation crocs, in yellow and one size too small.


I wish that I had a new pair of colorful crocs in my size.

Granted! but you are allergic to the material they are made of and get horrible hives on your feet

I wish health insurance cost less

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted, but due to corruption of the health care system, they also offer less.

I wish leet never existed.

granted! lolcat speek takez teh helmz of teh worldz

I wish lolrus was more funny

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

It becomes so funny that you laugh yourelf to death, look on the bright said it is a good way to go !

I wish that I could paint just like Claude Monet

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but only on photoshop and thats cheating

I wish to be mummy wrapped in 100 layers of thick hot sticky neoprene

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted! In 3000 years there will be a neoprene wrapped mummy in a museum....

I wish I could give a good friend of mine a gift...

Granted. the gift is shown below



I wish to have



looks tight comfortable sticky and hot

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but once put on you can't put it off anymore.

I wish the gift for my friend was alittle smaller than that shown in your pic.