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CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Banned for being entitled to a free TV Licence.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for operating a free to view channel in the Gaelic language specialising in the daily lives of a flock of Scottish hill sheep.
rmgh Veteran
Joined: 14 Dec 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 2,577Location: Scotland
Banned for resisting arrest from PC Alaistair Stewart!
Banned for handcuffing yourself to random strangers and demanding a release fee.
Banned for telling someone to golf oscar alpha whisky alpha yankie.
Banned for coming back!
Banned for adding ", sir." to everything you say.
Banned for not wearing tartan trousers on dress-up Thursday.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for not eating mustard nor ketchup nor garlic nor sauerkraut with your sausages.
Banned for transmigrating into my body!
Banned for spilling new carpet on the dinner.
Banned for eating new carpet instead of diner.
Banned for not vacuuming the carpet before eating your dinner off it!
Banned for vacuuming your diner instead of eating it!
Banned for vacuuming the bottom of the swimming pool without emptying it.
Banned for being jealous of people with swimming pools to vacuum.