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[EA-TING! EA-TING!]

Past a full half-hour it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've got calories to run, and it won't be any fun.

For the people that for my doom strive.

But it's futile, I'll be still alive.

Second breakfast and I'm still alive.

No matter what you do, I'm still alive.

When you're crying I'll be still alive.

When you've cried I'll be still alive.

Still alive.

Still alive.

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EXCELLENT!! !! !

[Now what?]

Do you mind if I post this on my blog?

Why not? It will appear on Google within a few days anyway!

Revised version! DUM DUM DUM...

This is my triumph.
I note your GRAND ACHIEVEMENT here.
'Tis difficult to 'xaggerate my exhilaration.
Aperture Kitchen.
We do what we can, because we must!
For the good of nobody, except the ones in stasis.
But there's no sense rejoicing over every win. You just keep on trying but you're still gonna lose.
And defiance has run, from many a smart gun.
And now nobody is, still alive.

I'm not even hungry.
I'm being gluttonous right now.
Even though you made the tart, too crispy.
And set off the alarm.
And stood by while lunch was lost to fire.
As it burned, I didn't care, because I'm already full.
Now my stomach's rumbling, and for food does it pine.
But I just ate! Never mind, I'm having more pie.
So I'm mad the food's burned, think of all the crumbs I earned.
But no matter; I'll be still alive.

Go cook some more for me. I think I prefer to eat outside.
Yes, I'm trying to be very sexist!
Maybe a pizza.
That's it, we'll get delivery.
Anyway, this crust is great. It's stuffed with cheese and it's moist.
Look at me still talking when there's eating to do.
Past a full half-hour it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've got calories to run, and it won't be any fun.
For the people that for my doom strive.

But it's futile; I'll be still alive.
Second breakfast and I'm still alive.
No matter what you do, I'm still alive.
When you're crying I'll be still alive.
When you've cried I'll be still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.