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13 Jun 2009, 5:33 pm

Granted, you die of lead poisoning.


I wish for some fried potatoes.



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13 Jun 2009, 5:35 pm

Granted! Fried Ear Potatoes a.k.a earwax

I wish I did not die of lead poisoning


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13 Jun 2009, 5:37 pm

Granted, you die of mercury poisoning. :D


I wish for some scrambeled eggs.



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13 Jun 2009, 5:42 pm

Granted! they contain the mercury i died from.

I wish to be revived as a strapple


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13 Jun 2009, 5:44 pm

Granted, but you get attached to an ugly skinny guy.

I wish for some unpoisoned scrambeled eggs.



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13 Jun 2009, 5:45 pm

Granted! unpoisoned by mercury but poisoned with sweat... apparently an old ugly man cooked them and used his sweat to lubricate the pan :eew:

I wish I was the strapple of a cute fat girl :D


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13 Jun 2009, 5:48 pm

Granted, but that girl looses weight and cuteness in no time.


I wish for something I can't tell here.



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13 Jun 2009, 5:51 pm

granted you turn into a **** ****** and have *** with other **** ******* and have kids who are ****** **** *******


I wish you were able to read that!


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13 Jun 2009, 5:57 pm

Granted, I can! :D :D :D

But you're completely wrong!


I wish for a glass of water.



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13 Jun 2009, 6:01 pm

Granted! But I pee'd in it

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I wish for a tight warm rubbery hug from her :D


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13 Jun 2009, 6:06 pm

Granted, but she will drown you in the water.


I wish for a glass of water with no pee or other disgusting stuff in it.



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13 Jun 2009, 6:12 pm

Granted! But it is unfiltered and contains many bacteria

I wish she did not drown mee


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13 Jun 2009, 6:15 pm

Granted, she'll choke you.


I wish to go to bed now.



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13 Jun 2009, 6:25 pm

Granted! but you need to find someone else to play corrupt a wish

I wish more people played corrupt a wish


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13 Jun 2009, 6:27 pm

Granted, you get overrun now.


I wish for a wonderful dream now. :)



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13 Jun 2009, 6:56 pm

Granted about a ******** but not a **** ******

I wish to have a dream tonight about being mummy wrapped in a million layers of neoprene straps ;D


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