Username
Password
Remember Me
syzygyish Veteran
Joined: 3 Feb 2007Age: 59Gender: MalePosts: 8,086Location: swimming in the air
Banned for nuzzling velociraptors up disabled wheelchair ramps to escape velocities!
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for visiting the local zoo while pushing around a supermarket trolley and reading a book titled "Exotic animal recipes".
Banned for not saying "Nighty-night bed-bugs" Nighty-night bed-bugs
Nighty-night bed-bugs Banned for going to bed at 3pm in the afternoon.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for biting guests in their sleep and pretending it was huge French bed bugs.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for slapping French waitresses and claiming afterwards they had some bugs crawling on their backs.
CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 160Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Banned for eating beetroot then going to the dentist.
Banned for deliberately having ladders in your tights so midgets can climb up them.
Banned for claiming custody over a French m***et only in order to make him do some apple pies, chocolate tarts and Toad in the hole for free.
Banned for not putting enough gravy on the Toad in the hole.
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 76,400Location: Portland, Oregon
Banned! For eating toadstools!
Banned for making toads sit on stools.
Banned for making frogs stand.
Darkword Veteran
Joined: 22 Feb 2009Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 1,398
Banned for being unable to stand frogs standing. Also, for having a 50% off sale without consulting the guild.
Banned for having a fire sale and causing the 'Great fire of London'.
Banned for building Hadrian's wall - He only wanted a garden fence!