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syzygyish
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21 May 2010, 7:53 am

Banned for nuzzling velociraptors up disabled wheelchair ramps to escape velocities! 8O


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21 May 2010, 7:55 am

Banned for visiting the local zoo while pushing around a supermarket trolley and reading a book titled "Exotic animal recipes".


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21 May 2010, 8:02 am

Banned for not saying "Nighty-night bed-bugs"



Nighty-night bed-bugs

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21 May 2010, 8:04 am

Nighty-night bed-bugs

Banned for going to bed at 3pm in the afternoon.


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21 May 2010, 8:08 am

Banned for biting guests in their sleep and pretending it was huge French bed bugs.



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21 May 2010, 8:12 am

Banned for slapping French waitresses and claiming afterwards they had some bugs crawling on their backs. 8O



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21 May 2010, 8:15 am

Banned for eating beetroot then going to the dentist.


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21 May 2010, 8:16 am

Banned for deliberately having ladders in your tights so midgets can climb up them. 8O



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21 May 2010, 8:27 am

Banned for claiming custody over a French m***et only in order to make him do some apple pies, chocolate tarts and Toad in the hole for free.



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21 May 2010, 8:30 am

Banned for not putting enough gravy on the Toad in the hole.


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21 May 2010, 1:57 pm

Banned! For eating toadstools!


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21 May 2010, 1:58 pm

Banned for making toads sit on stools.


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21 May 2010, 5:52 pm

Banned for making frogs stand.


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22 May 2010, 12:15 am

Banned for being unable to stand frogs standing. Also, for having a 50% off sale without consulting the guild.


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22 May 2010, 3:04 am

Banned for having a fire sale and causing the 'Great fire of London'.



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22 May 2010, 3:36 am

Banned for building Hadrian's wall - He only wanted a garden fence!


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