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GRANTED!! but the neoprene cools off and your stuck in the ocean


i wish for GEZE closers to be sold and used in the united states (rail type and elbow arm type)

Granted! But they are all defective and contain oil containing mercury so they all end up gettng recalled anyway

I wish for ******* my neoprene ******** to suddenly gain the ability to walk and to walk over and lay on top of me in bed and suddenly begin to grow heavier and squishier till she weighs 1000 pounds

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Granted, but once she gained the ability to walk, she walks out of your door and won't come back anymore.


I wish for a wonderful dream about **** ******s tonight.

Granted! your idea of wonderful turns to **** ******* being shredded for recycling

I wihs ******* my ******** would come back and squash me tight

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Granted, she comes back. But she refuses to squash you tight.

I wish my idea of wonderful stayed like it is now.

Granted, but remember, your idea of wonderful is **** ******* being shredded for recycling

I wish ******* the 1000 pound ultra squishy ******** would squish me tight

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Granted, but after the squish she slips into your mouth, down into your stomack and makes you weigh more than 1000 pounds.


I still wish my idea of wonderful stayed like it is NOW: Snuggling and cuddling and be really CLOSE to my **** ******.

Granted. However, ****** squeezes you so tight, that the pair of you achieve critical mass, and well......

BOOM!






I wish that the weekend were longer.

Granted! but the economy suffers severely

I wish to be buried by millions of neoprene strapples along with melissa (my strapple)

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Granted, you are buried... and dead!


I wish I wouldn't explode while snuggling my **** ******.

Granted! Enjoy your body imploding and turning into a black hole

I wish I was not dead! But still buried in all the strapples with melissa

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Your strapples come to life, turn to snakes and bite both of you. They have a special venom which makes your blood turn into SBR (styrene-butadiene rubber).... Sorry no neoprene this time.

I wish that strapples would stop thinking about neoprene and think of a halogen free polymer, he needs to go green and cut out the halogen containing polymers.

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Granted! I start wishing for latex!

I wish to have a latex suit!

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Granted. Turns out to be transparent and two sizes too small.

I wish for less injuries to my feet.

Granted! Enjoy the head injuries!

I wish i could drive

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Granted you may drive.... all those around you crazy. Your house become absolute Bedlam!






I wish that one of my papers were published in a reputable scientific journal.