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"Oh, you're a villian, all right, just not a super one!"

Megamind in Megamind.

Hyacinth: This is not the Chinese restaurant. This is a residential number and you are speaking to the lady of the house on a white, slim line telephone with last number redial facility.

?Keeping Up Appearances?

Mary Poppins: [singing] Stay awake, don't rest your head. Don't lie down upon your bed. While the moon drifts in the skies... Stay awake, don't close your eyes. Though the world is fast asleep, though your pillow's soft and deep, you're not sleepy as you seem; stay awake, don't nod and dream... Stay awake... don't nod... and... dream.

?Mary Poppins?

"That bucket just kicked the bucket!"

Goofy in a Disney Cartoon.

Smeagol: Clever Hobbits, to climb so high!

[jumps on them, pins Frodo to the ground and grips him by the throat]

Smeagol: Mustn't go that way! Mustn't hurt the Precious!

Frodo: You swore! You swore on the Precious!

Smeagol: [mocking] Oo-hoo-hoo-hoo...

Frodo: SMEAGOL PROMISED!

Smeagol: Smeagol lied.

?The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King?

Aragorn: [to Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry] My friends. You bow to no one.

[He kneels, and the entire kingdom follows suit, kneeling to the Hobbits]

?The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King?

[after defeating the Ringwraiths at the Ford, Frodo collapses]

Arwen: Frodo? Frodo, no!

[Frodo begins to have a harder time breathing]

Arwen: Frodo, don't give in! Not now!

[She holds Frodo close to her body and begins to cry]

Arwen: [voiceover] What Grace is given me, let it pass to him. Let him be spared. Save him.

?The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring?

Frodo: You're late.

Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

?The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring?

Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?

Aragorn: I thought I had wandered into a dream.

Arwen: Long years have passed. You did not have the cares you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?

Aragorn: You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.

Arwen: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

[hands him her pendant]

Arwen: I choose a mortal life.

Aragorn: You cannot give me this.

Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart.

?The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring?

"You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton: I never saved anything for the swim back."
Vincent in Gattaca

"They are NOT for eating."

Uruk-Hai to an Orc in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

Sam: What are you up to? Sneaking off, are we?

Gollum: Sneaking? Sneaking? Fat Hobbit is always so polite. Smeagol shows them secret ways that nobody else could find, and they say "sneak!" Sneak? Very nice friend. Oh, yes, my precious. Very nice, very nice.

Sam: All right, all right! You just startled me is all. What were you doing?

Gollum: Sneaking.

?The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King?

"Sue me for what?"

Rocky Balboa in Rocky V.

Frodo: We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved... But not for me.

Sam: [weeping] You don't mean that. You can't leave.

Frodo: [hands Sam the Red Book] The last pages are for you, Sam.

Sam: [reading the book's title] There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins, and The Lord of the Rings by Frodo Baggins. You finished it.

Frodo: Not quite. There's room for a little more.

"The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King"

(Gets the rings, laughs) "Yes! Yes! Precious! Precious! Precious! Precious!" (Laughs)

Gollum in the Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King.

Sheldon: "Oh, Penny----it's as if the Cheesecake Factory is run by witches."

"The Big Bang Theory"