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Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Out chasing the green emoticons. Where is my parachute?
Bun Veteran
Joined: 8 Jan 2012Age: 42Gender: MalePosts: 3,356
You left it on the plane, oops. Where is my dignity?
Cogs Veteran
Joined: 12 Feb 2012Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 852
Being trampled on by teenagers Where is my tyranasaurus gone?
To Jurassic Park, of course. Where is my peace and quiet?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,849Location: Australia
Drowned out by lots of noise and strife. Where is my expected phone call?
Lost in a bunch of telemarketers. Where is my desire to go to work?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 96,102Location: UK
It's gone back to bed Where's my umbrella?
I think I saw someone flying away with it. Where is my royal flush?
PastFixations Veteran
Joined: 21 Sep 2011Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 2,735
It didn't appear in your hand in your game of poker. Where is my suicide note?
You wrote a friendly message to a friend instead. Where is my slice of pizza?
I really don't know. Hic! Where's my heart and soul?
godoftruemercy Toucan
Joined: 19 Sep 2011Age: 35Gender: FemalePosts: 298
Where your blood, sweat and tears are. Where is my mind?
round the bend where's my favourite t-shirt?
sillyputty Veteran
Joined: 27 Nov 2008Gender: FemalePosts: 2,757Location: Colorado
Being worn in a wet t-shirt contest in Miami. Where is my sanity?
Eloping with my sanity Where is my mental calmness
On a quiet mountaintop. Where is my desire to sleep?