Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! but you have no power or plumbing at your new residence!

I wish cable internet were faster

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OK the cable internet gets fatser, but to increase the skew rate the amps in the system now run on + and - 10 kV. One night the cables get quicker in more than one way, they turn from RG220 into snakes. These electric bite snakes now come looking for you, they so want to bite you !

Worst bit is that all your rubber clothing has a lot of carbon black into to make it nice and black, so it conducts electricity very well. So you can not stand on a neoprene thing and try to throw a rubber pad over the snake's head.... Time to say hi to the snakes !

I wish that I got my flying house but it would then hook up to the power, phone cables and also to the water pipes in each new location. And that the electric snakes could not get into my house.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, you have a flying house that gets all the connections backwards, each time. You have to go up and land three times to get it right.

Since my ex-current wish was granted in real life, I have to requisition a new wish to be twisted.

I wish I knew how to program in Chef.

Granted! But the pepper and spices do not work!

I wish WALL-E existed

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WALL-E exists but he chooses to take your house to bits to get scrap for his scrap yard. You come home and then find the house has been demolished.

I wish I could grow wings and fly like a bird, just like a gaint woodpecker.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! But you get shot by a hunter and eaten for the next week piece by piece

I wish to have a ventilator!

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Granted, the ventilator not only cleans the air, but gives you the polymer of your choosing. The only problem is that you need a lot of energy to run it, causing your electricity costs to go up 1000x than it was before.

I wish that I won a race.

Granted, but the trophy you won was too big and crushed you.

I wish I was an Autobot.

meh @ dylan14. our electric is pretty cheap.

Granted! But you get hit by a train for no apparent reason and require extensive repairs..

I wish for a giant blood pressure cuff

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Granted, it's so giant it's un-usable

I wish you made a wish!

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Granted. But there wasn't time for it to be posted because Sponge Bob came back on. Therefore you can't corrupt it which is what the last poster was hoping for.

I wish for a superpower. My power is that if I come close enough to touch another person, I gain all their knowledge, and I have unlimited memory capacity and a decent imagination to apply this knowledge. So when I start a new subject at school, all I would have to do is shake the prof's hand, and I already know all the course materials, along with anything else he knows.

Granted. Unfortunately you gain all of their knowlege, life experience, memories, and you find it impossible to sort through the jumble of other people's lives without going crazy.

I wish I was happy.

Granted. You are happy because you've lost your mind and now think you are one of the knights of the Round Table, or something like that. They keep you drugged up, and you are in the same psych ward as me.
I wish I could sort through the vast knowledge in my head, thereby remaining sane.

Granted! But you discover your a terrorist and you turn yourself in and are imprisoned... for knowing how to build a nuke

I Wish WP had more autism relevant ads on their site >_<

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted! But now there are so many ads that nobody can post anything on WP anymore!

I wish I were the greatest detective in the world!