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rmgh Veteran
Joined: 14 Dec 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 2,577Location: Scotland
Banned for wanting me to talk in a horrible irritating London "I love myself and can't pronounce anything" accent.
caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for being a mockney cockney.
Banned for playing Pacman on Google.
Banned for reminding me of that pacman game, drove me daft. (well dafter)
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for playing pacman when you should be tending your herd of haggis.
Banned for reminding everyone of your unpleasant injury with a stray haggis.
Banned for addressing the haggis with the wrong post code and having me paying extra postage, you silly sassenach!
Banned for trying to make up the lost money by playing the Postcode Lottery.
Banned for trying to sign me up to that nonsense lottery Carol Smillie!
Banned for harbouring an endangered species of moth in his wallet.
Banned for being caught in a ladies knickers drawer pretending you're a giant moth.
Banned for wearing a "Jock" strap!
Xenu Veteran
Joined: 26 Dec 2008Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 1,438
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Banned for counting.
Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
Banned for 1% and 99%.... um, stampeded?
Banned for doing percentages when you haven't finished your division homework yet.