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caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for dividing your homework into two categories, can't do and won't do.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for being twenty years late handing in your maths homework.
Banned for dating your old Maths teacher as she's been dead ten years!
Banned for carbon dating your date.
Banned for dating a date picker on the same date as your 50th wedding anniversary.
Banned for going on a date with a date and not giving a fig.
Banned for no raisin other than being a wrinkled old prune.
Banned for being and old fruit and not current with the situation.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for being an old crumpet instead of buttered scone.
Banned for serving afternoon tea and crumpets at 4:01 PM instead of 4:00 PM
banned for being immaculately concepted.
Banned for wagging your butt at me
Banned for shaking his booty like Shakira!
rmgh Veteran
Joined: 14 Dec 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 2,577Location: Scotland
Banned for having a boot shaped booty.
Banned for keeping his boots and booty in his car boot.
Banned for booting his booty booty and his boots and hiding the evidence in your car boot.