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Booyakasha
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24 May 2010, 4:55 pm

Banned for not having a squared booty.



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24 May 2010, 5:01 pm

Banned for having an acute booty. :wink:


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25 May 2010, 2:15 am

Banned for having a booty in the first place.


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25 May 2010, 4:44 am

Banned for trying to outdo Lady Gaga in outrageous hats; it simply is NOT POSSIBLE!!



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25 May 2010, 6:44 am

Banned for all we hear is radio Gaga.


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25 May 2010, 6:50 am

Banned for letting me dream about wiggling udders. :shock: (well, nothing new, really) :shock:



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25 May 2010, 6:58 am

Banned for having an udder fixation. :lol:

Blackadder: We told them that if the Queen was having a party, that Nursie always goes as a cow. From that moment, he was doomed. All we had to do was escape, return, and kill the cow.
Queen Elizabeth I: How could you be sure it was not Nursey?
Blackadder: Because, lady, Ludwig was a Master of Disguise. Whereas Nursie is a sad, insane old woman with a udder fixation. All we had to do was kill the one who looked like the cow.


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25 May 2010, 12:03 pm

Banned for fixing udders to produce flat English beer



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25 May 2010, 1:08 pm

Banned for wanting your beer sparkling. (Nothing like a good old pint of Theakstons Old Peculiar or XB)


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25 May 2010, 3:51 pm

Banned for sparking up using a rough udder.



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25 May 2010, 4:14 pm

Banned for looking at my udder! :oops:


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25 May 2010, 4:30 pm

Banned for an udderly ridiculous nipple slip!


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25 May 2010, 5:02 pm

Banned for touching me up... and claiming you were just wanting some milk for your tea!


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25 May 2010, 5:22 pm

Banned for buying the cow


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25 May 2010, 5:36 pm

Banned for buttering up her parents!



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26 May 2010, 6:30 am

Banned for selling Udderly Budderly.