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Yensid
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21 Jun 2012, 5:31 am

In your local gluten-free vegan bakery.

Where is my replacement?


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Beppieiscool
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21 Jun 2012, 7:08 pm

Still being made in your local clone factory.

Where is my goldfish?


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Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
What makes you nuts?

The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live


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22 Jun 2012, 8:32 am

You're so cool that it froze.

Where is my hot water bottle?



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22 Jun 2012, 11:37 am

It's so hot that it is in your oven keeping cool.

Where is my pirate loot?


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Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
What makes you nuts?

The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live


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22 Jun 2012, 7:42 pm

In your pirate ship that I just have stolen from you.

Were is my ordinary life?



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22 Jun 2012, 10:58 pm

Caught in a gust of extraordinary.

Where is my good work attitude?


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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23 Jun 2012, 4:18 am

I had it, but then I lost it.

Where is my love and sympathy?



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23 Jun 2012, 7:42 am

In a romance novel.

Where is my luxury hotel room?


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23 Jun 2012, 8:08 am

In a travel brochure.

Where is my rationale?



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23 Jun 2012, 8:33 am

Beyond reason.

Where's my party?


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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23 Jun 2012, 12:34 pm

It is on the far side of the moon and you don't have a ship.

Were Is my life heading?



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23 Jun 2012, 12:35 pm

The side of the moon where the party isn't taking place.

Where are my pants?


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Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 11 of 200
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23 Jun 2012, 5:13 pm

I'm wearying them and for some reason they don't fit. Little snug in, well you could guess.

Wheres my parallel dimensions door?



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23 Jun 2012, 10:09 pm

Back in your home dimension. You walked through it, and don't realize it yet.

Where is my bag of catnip?


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24 Jun 2012, 2:04 am

The dog ate it.

Were is my thimble.



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24 Jun 2012, 10:08 am

In a whole lot of others of them. You'll never find yours in there.

Where is my plan?