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29 May 2008, 12:33 pm

(It's actually an Aqueduct.)


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29 May 2008, 1:11 pm

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29 May 2008, 1:21 pm

i can hug her all day like this


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29 May 2008, 1:27 pm

perfect anti drunk driving device, when getting drunk in a bar you will be strapped down with a harness to your barstool with a headrest to hold your head up,

(yes i know its a poewrchair and the comment may be not the funniest or most creative)


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29 May 2008, 1:29 pm

doordoctor wrote:
perfect anti drunk driving device, when getting drunk in a bar you will be strapped down with a harness to your barstool with a headrest to hold your head up,

(yes i know its a poewrchair and the comment may be not the funniest or most creative)


its pretty damn funny lol... its good... lol.. but really when your drunk you got a lot of latera problems with your head... so a 2QCR and head strap are in the books for that need...

i use this closer as a disctation robot when im too drunk to tyep


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29 May 2008, 1:34 pm

im looking deeply into your eyes, i can see that your staring at my strapple and getting hypnotised and now you want a strapple, sorry guys, thisis MY strapple, if you want one, go to bodypoint or therafin


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29 May 2008, 1:35 pm

now if only people wanted strapples... the world would be sooo cool

i have to download an updat for myself... then i have to shove my arm in the USB port to update myself


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29 May 2008, 2:09 pm

.....and now the president of exotic island of invacare, strapples! *hail to the chief plays*


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29 May 2008, 2:11 pm

Sprint Blackberry Island offer *click* O_O I CAN BUY AN ISLAND!! ! IT SHALL BY NORTON ISLAND!! !


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29 May 2008, 2:16 pm

this is not actually a harness, its actually an exoseleton i know, not much coverage of major organs


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29 May 2008, 2:18 pm

yeah.. i want a harness with loads of coverage... but they dont make them like that much.. id like one that goes around my belly and chest like a shirt almost lol...... but that would only be mine... other people would hate that...

i am going to buy this island.. when i get all my friends to give me their arms!


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29 May 2008, 2:27 pm

the president of invacare going around to every coffee shop in il. recruiting future residents, one requirement, MUST BE USING AN INVACARE POWERCHAIR OR CUSTOM MANUAL!


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29 May 2008, 2:29 pm

hmm why was jess looking at a solara 2G... shouldnt she be looking at door hardware... not custom wheelchairs...


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29 May 2008, 3:20 pm

I'm still strapped in - when is someone going to release me?



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29 May 2008, 3:27 pm

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29 May 2008, 3:33 pm

Courtesy of Bender: "Don't make me go upside your head!"


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